Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
2000 · 86 MIN · IMDB 4.0 · 11,801 VOTES · DIR. John Blanchard
Overview
In this horror parody, a masked serial killer menaces the town of Bulimia Falls with various sharp objects. Attention-seeking television personality Hagitha Utslay is soon on the scene, reporting on the ever-growing body count. Former mall security guard Doughy shows up to protect the teenage population, but he's clearly not much help, allowing the murderer to pick off even more hapless kids as numerous scary movies are referenced.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,107 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 Previously in teen horror films...
00:02:13 You didn't answer in the form of a question !
00:07:09 H i, I'm Boner.
00:09:45 And, she was popular-- like me.
00:11:33 - Dork. - Dyke.
00:14:16 I didn't do it!
00:17:27 Hand me a beer.
00:20:35 Come on, shake it!
00:24:56 We're s cattering his ashes today. Have you seen it?
00:28:13 Barbara, I could never be as beautiful as you.
00:30:24 Allegedly.
00:33:13 "We" nothing, dipshit.
00:35:09 Would the following students please report
00:38:38 ## I want my mommy. Oh, I want my mommy ##
00:43:15 Now it's the Killer and Martina.
00:47:41 There you go. Knock yourself out.
00:52:45 Damn !
00:55:51 So, how come you have a rash on your finger then?
00:58:08 - No, I got it. - No really, I got it.
01:04:58 They just found the Administrator Formerly
01:10:57 Alright.
01:15:00 Hello, Martina.
01:17:07 Well, I've got my s coop. See ya, Doughy.
01:20:25 Damned cell phones.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,107
Dialogue density12.9 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line01:20:25
Production Record
DirectorJohn Blanchard
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
IMDb votes11,801