She's Having a Baby

00:02:21 I loved her more than anything on the face of the earth.

00:05:08 We could split.

00:08:27 in all faith and tenderness;

00:12:12 It's just a little overwhelming to have swordfish and...

00:15:05 What do you know?

00:18:04 and you chose one we own. That was a bad call.

00:20:57 We'll have our own family. Your family and mine don't matter.

00:24:46 Put that down!

00:27:15 You haven't done a thing to get ready for this.

00:30:55 - Excuse me? - You heard.

00:33:23 - You want some more truth? - No.

00:40:15 Is she, you know...?

00:45:01 Five, ten years, you'll be cranking this crap out in your sleep.

00:49:18 Kristy? I'm going to sleep now, babe.

00:56:44 It was a breech. The women in my family have such small hips.

01:00:18 so I have to have my picture taken with somebody's baby.

01:09:19 - I can get pregnant. - Then why aren't you pregnant?

01:13:13 seemed as silly and pointless as everything else about my life.

01:17:50 Davis, what do you want from me?

01:21:36 What are you calling now for? I told you never to call me at work.

01:29:59 Oh, I'm in the... Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

01:33:29 - Did I do this right? - It looks OK to me.

01:42:24 Schwok. That's good. I don't know what it is. I heard it on a bus.

01:44:27 - I like Christopher. - I don't know. Maybe.