Shallow Hal
2001 · 114 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 148,772 VOTES · DIR. Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Overview
After taking his dying father's advice, Hal dates only the embodiments of female physical perfection. But that all changes after Hal has an unexpected run-in with self-help guru Tony Robbins. Intrigued by Hal's shallowness, Robbins hypnotizes him into seeing the beauty that exists even in the least physically appealing women. Hal soon falls for Rosemary, but he doesn't realize that his gorgeous girlfriend is actually a 300-pound-not-so-hottie.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,449 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:43 (nurse) I heard she was moved to another room.
00:07:13 Why not? Things OK with you guys?
00:10:58 And to make matters worse, Jill dumped me last night.
00:14:26 Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille.
00:17:42 Oh.
00:21:35 But this afternoon, the first beautifuI woman I saw went for me.
00:26:04 Hey, uh, sorry, Iadies.
00:31:11 Cuckoo, cuckoo.
00:34:58 Cuckoo.
00:38:42 I mean, I bet on pro footbaII now and then
00:42:01 Yeah. But I don't think I shouId.
00:45:58 That's why they caII it a quip. Not a slowp.
00:50:59 Some ofthem are dog shit, you know
00:56:01 I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come over tonight.
00:59:58 You don't have to snack on carp anymore.
01:04:03 But anyway, the timing couIdn't have been more perfect
01:08:21 I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!
01:11:59 Thank you. Thank you very much.
01:15:56 We shared the cab together.
01:20:39 WeII, it's just that Rosemary's been teIIing me
01:25:00 How am I? Tonight I feeI Iike a thorn amongst a bed of roses.
01:29:58 And you, you'II be respectin' that.
01:35:40 I guarantee you there's some girIs out there who wouId think it was adorabIe.
01:41:25 You have no right to be here.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,449
Dialogue density12.7 lines / min
First line00:00:43
Final line01:41:25
Production Record
DirectorBobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
LanguageEnglish
Budget$40,000,000
Revenue$141,069,860
IMDb votes148,772