Sgt. Bilko

00:00:22 {y:i}("Living in the USA " {y:i}by the Steve Miller Band)

00:05:16 Sucker.

00:08:49 Everything seems to be in order. Henshaw will take your bags.

00:12:09 Colonel Hall, you look fantastic, sir. Have you lost weight?

00:15:21 {y:i}(horn blares)

00:18:44 She expected me to do just what I did. It's a game.

00:22:24 - Exactly. - What happened?

00:28:45 - You're taking a shower. - Do I have to?

00:32:11 Boxing match... Hmm.

00:36:27 It's a new army, Major.

00:40:23 But if we could go on these manoeuvres, it would make up, in some small way...

00:43:36 How could I forget our song? When they play it tonight...

00:46:56 ...up to my elbows in grease. Maybe I could join... Oh, no, there's a problem.

00:50:14 - Are you sure? - Yep, I definitely saw him go, in a hurry.

00:54:09 Whatever they dish out, we can take.

00:57:47 {y:i}All you need's a strong heart {y:i}and a nerve of steel

01:00:56 Winner! We have a winner.

01:04:08 Why do you smell the cork?

01:07:44 - Powers? - Can't he, for instance, have a soldier...

01:10:58 Oh! That is so stup... What?

01:13:51 And I'll just notarise that.

01:19:59 Wait! Wait. The demonstration was rigged.

01:24:01 {y:i}(music ends)

01:27:59 {y:i}I got to be free