Sgt. Bilko

00:00:22 {y:i}("Living in the USA " {y:i}by the Steve Miller Band)

00:05:08 Sarge, please. That's all the platoon's money-every cent.

00:08:39 Aw, Sarge.

00:11:48 Fall in, men, now! And get into a semicircle or a rectangle, now!

00:14:54 {y:i}(sighs)

00:18:20 What's up?

00:21:36 {y:i}I get to one of the pugilists {y:i}and we reach a business accommodation.

00:26:52 You know, with all the base closings and downsizing, people here have been jumpy.

00:31:32 - What is it you {y:i}do do? - Permission to speak...

00:34:50 It just gives me a thrill to see what a first-rate top kick can do with a platoon.

00:39:01 - You never give up, do you? - Come on. Come on, sweetheart...

00:42:29 There.

00:45:45 ...this man chose to sit here and eat bar nuts.

00:48:47 Sorry. All right. OK.

00:52:42 {y:i}My feet can't fail me now {y:i}My feet can't fail me now

00:56:27 Well, you will think of something. I have complete faith in you.

00:59:05 Hey, Sarge, I was thinkin', is it safe for us to be off the base?

01:02:30 Oh...

01:05:28 Um, excuse me. One moment.

01:09:13 Hey, Sarge!

01:12:10 Good old Fort Baxter.

01:14:56 The fire-control and super-elevator board.

01:20:56 I'm telling you, he's a boob! He doesn't get it! They faked the whole thing!

01:25:28 - Ow! - Dearly beloved, we are gathered here...