Sex Lives of the Potato Men

00:00:17 (Footsteps)

00:04:56 No, thank s.

00:08:32 I'm scared to go home these days.

00:11:43 You might think this is normal, but I don't.

00:14:58 "Great, I can shag loads of birds now."

00:17:55 Well, you tried it just for once, found it all right for kick s

00:21:07 Nice bloke, he was. He lent us £500 the other week.

00:26:06 Don't move.

00:29:25 I've got vibrators, dildos

00:32:25 I've got a new bra.

00:35:37 OPERATOR: Please enter your four-digit number.

00:39:02 Ferris! She doesn't get out much, she's practically bedridden.

00:42:09 I just really want to...you know, go to the park with you and spend all my time with you.

00:45:16 GIRL: I know it's OK

00:47:59 I'm not going to get anything out of you, am I?

00:51:09 - What's he doing there? - Smuggling.

00:54:42 Yeah.

00:58:20 He's dirty I want to come home.

01:02:31 Fucking yes! Yes!

01:05:48 You reckon I should get one?

01:08:39 it's going to put me off sex for life, and that's not going to happen.

01:11:57 Bluey-green's always been my favourite colour.

01:15:23 DEXY'S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS: Come On, Eileen

01:18:58 Come on, Eileen