Sex(ed): The Movie

00:02:08 Hey, man. Do you have a bathroom that we could use?

00:05:39 You wanna screw a girl, you don't wait to buy bedding.

00:09:06 Like Eddie Murphy.

00:11:53 So, the walls here are thin.

00:16:09 What?

00:20:28 For the record, Eddie is definitely not a virgin.

00:23:34 Here we have the labia majora.

00:27:25 Right? Yeah.

00:30:52 that I'm like, "Ahh. This micro-dick will do?

00:34:36 I've been dating this girl, Margarita, for a while

00:38:09 ¿Quiera rum?

00:41:08 Have another one with me.

00:45:08 Thank you.

00:48:18 Hey, what are you doing Thursday night?

00:51:28 about sex.

00:54:55 I'm not in a rush, man. I really like this girl.

00:58:13 So, there you go.

01:02:12 and this one parent got really mad at me.

01:06:51 It was a he, a guy... the hooker.

01:10:38 I get it.

01:15:23 So here's what I need you... Here's what I need you to do for me, okay?

01:19:39 Mr. Cole is really important to us...

01:24:24 I know. I just... I...

01:28:41 ¶ Listen to me ¶