Sex Drive

00:00:04 Hello, my name is Sean Anders. Screenwriter and director of Sex Drive.

00:06:38 Last night, your old man popped the question.

00:11:54 You're welcome. Sorry.

00:16:23 They could give a fuck.

00:20:58 You can just stick with my finger if you want 'cause this feels great, so...

00:25:55 - I'm into you and I'm hard. - Yeah.

00:31:45 There could be a little Hitler or just a full, nasty Chewbacca.

00:36:20 So what's she doing in Tennessee?

00:41:55 Hey, kid, where you from?

00:47:33 Mmm-hmm. Great.

00:53:04 - Here's that pee you ordered. - Roll them up.

00:57:23 I know, I was with this stripper in Vegas, and I was like, "you want this?"

01:02:50 Yeah, witness sucks!

01:09:13 Yeah, but, I mean, we could totally come back.

01:16:01 All right, come on, Ian. You can do it.

01:21:10 - You are dead, psycho-virgin! - No, no!

01:26:06 I'll be that guy. Is that what you want?

01:31:40 Then one day I got it into my head that we ought to be more than friends.

01:36:44 I think I'd rather stay a virgin forever than lose it on pity-sex.

01:43:18 Wow. Really? Right here?

01:49:05 Yeah. I want us all to get naked and party.

01:54:10 I've forgotten what I started fighting for

01:59:47 Well, no, no, me, I never worry

02:05:14 These friends, they don't love you