Sex and Zen
1991 · 99 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 2,974 VOTES · DIR. Michael Mak
Overview
A recently married scholar goes on a quest for knowledge of other people's wives, based on his philosophical differences with the Sack Monk. He encounters the Flying Thief, who agrees to help him find women, but only if he attains a penis as big as a horse's. The scholar has a surgeon attach said unit, and he's off and running on his mission, only to find that there are obstacles to his new lifestyle, such as jealous husbands and treacherous females.
Dialogue Timeline — 781 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:48 "The Carnal Praying Mat" is the most famous of the
00:02:50 Let's go out side
00:06:26 I have done my duties now that I did it
00:10:54 I don't steal from a friend
00:17:06 It is risky to go after a man's wife
00:20:33 I didn't say I won't do it
00:27:38 You dammed God!
00:29:58 That's how he learnt
00:31:45 An animal or a man's organ is most excited
00:33:16 especially when there is thunderbolt
00:34:59 If you don't put it back on, the wound will kill you
00:36:52 It can't move
00:38:52 Good old chap Last time you taught me a lesson
00:41:34 Ready?
00:44:40 I'll come to see you some other time, my beauty!
00:51:42 Take some, master. It's delicious
00:56:27 how can your husband make you happy
01:00:34 Why didn't you tell me Mistress has become so debased
01:07:02 Rumour-mongers said our young Master live a sensuous life
01:14:39 When the tyrannous Emperor Mei Yeung Sheng was in reign
01:19:12 Those two women over there asked me to give you this
01:22:16 You'll get better soon
01:25:28 Who are you?
01:27:59 You have to get away from this Sea of Agony. Understand?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed781
Dialogue density7.9 lines / min
First line00:00:48
Final line01:27:59
Production Record
DirectorMichael Mak
LanguageChinese
Revenue$2,365,190
IMDb votes2,974