Sex and Zen
1991 · 99 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 2,974 VOTES · DIR. Michael Mak
Overview
A recently married scholar goes on a quest for knowledge of other people's wives, based on his philosophical differences with the Sack Monk. He encounters the Flying Thief, who agrees to help him find women, but only if he attains a penis as big as a horse's. The scholar has a surgeon attach said unit, and he's off and running on his mission, only to find that there are obstacles to his new lifestyle, such as jealous husbands and treacherous females.
Dialogue Timeline — 781 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:48 "The Carnal Praying Mat" is the most famous of the
00:02:50 Let's go out side
00:06:25 I have not yet finished
00:10:51 I don't steal from a family having a banquet
00:16:56 help me enter their chambers
00:19:50 Now, listen carefully before you answer me
00:25:35 I feel like millions of ants biting my private part
00:29:39 You'll recover completely in 15 days
00:31:12 Master Mei, please offer some incense
00:32:58 I'm not panicking I just saw a big mouse
00:34:42 Rascal! He surely can drink
00:35:45 Don't run! You rascal!
00:38:31 Old chap!
00:40:20 Boy, give me a hand!
00:43:49 You must marry someone...
00:46:59 Please be considerate I can't take my mind off you
00:53:12 I am afraid you frequently visit the brothels
00:59:52 I went to look for Wong Chut and bring him to see Mistress
01:05:02 Yes
01:13:05 Brother Chut? Brother Chut? Help me
01:17:35 and also the strength of the waist
01:19:48 I can't go
01:24:13 It is only a guess
01:26:37 Great Master. I know I am wrong
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed781
Dialogue density7.9 lines / min
First line00:00:48
Final line01:26:37
Production Record
DirectorMichael Mak
LanguageChinese
Revenue$2,365,190
IMDb votes2,974