Sex and Death 101

00:02:34 Who the hell's Roderick Blank?

00:06:29 she took my virginity.

00:09:53 No checking the oil.

00:13:45 Number 30.

00:18:30 I'm being honest.

00:22:41 they're just making you an accomplice

00:27:24 [Narrating] I raced home to tell Fiona everything.

00:32:11 If people were to find out about the machine

00:37:24 I was above nothing.

00:41:27 One morning about five months ago

00:46:21 a vegan doesn't tell her friends

00:50:58 but can it really compare to watching the game live

00:54:35 It's all on the Dr. Miranda Storm website.

00:59:22 And this poor bastard in the middle

01:03:31 like you were the only one in the world.

01:08:06 an entire fraternity in Fresno.

01:12:57 - to say goodbye to his girlfriend. - Not my--

01:20:04 Hope listened.

01:24:09 As you can see, the machine is closing in

01:28:27 "All 18-year-olds.

01:32:57 Listen, the Almighty Oracle has come through.

01:38:14 Or do you prefer Gillian?

01:43:34 You know, I've put over 20 men into a coma.

01:48:33 exhaustion.