Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

00:00:16 -Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk?

00:02:20 Now you're gonna get more detention... You did it again.

00:04:44 -There's something you should know. -What's that?

00:06:56 All right, here's one. So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says

00:08:43 You still have a lifeline. Would you like to use it?

00:10:43 Never really thought about it.

00:13:21 I'm gonna go get a sandwich instead.

00:15:24 if for no other reason than to get your parents off your back, am I right?

00:17:56 -What... Why would I do that? -What... Why would you...

00:19:55 That's right. And you're a good deal taller than either your mother or l

00:21:54 is probably all the cinematic opportunities for me. I'm more of a character actor.

00:24:00 (IN AMERICAN ACCENT) You know, these accents aren't helping.

00:25:59 Gilbert: Yes! Baby, that's the spot! Yes! Yes!

00:28:19 -Why'd they get to go in? -Because they're chicks.

00:30:10 (Exclaims)

00:32:07 I am done! And another thing

00:35:39 Don't go into that spaceship, you stupid bastards.

00:37:37 -She's always got the thing -She's always got the thing

00:39:30 garbage bag full of popcorn, a ham sandwich with marshmallow fluff

00:41:39 Shit, man. I envy you for not having to deal with this right now.

00:43:59 Where are all the decorations for your birthday?

00:46:40 -The pussy. -l hear you, bro.

00:48:50 There's nothing unexpected about the jokes.

00:51:23 Yeah, make me naked. Make me a naked fucking skin sheep.