Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

00:00:16 -Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk?

00:02:23 You got another. What's wrong with you? That's another!

00:04:52 Oh.

00:07:03 -That's hilarious. -Hey. Fuck you.

00:08:52 -Hello? -Dad, it's Kevin.

00:11:12 Okay, that's a pastrami on rye, a pasta salad, two Diet Cokes...

00:13:48 No way. That's like crazy shit you're talking right there, King.

00:15:55 (FARTING)

00:18:23 -How the fuck does that even happen? -Don't turn this around. Don't flip this.

00:20:24 I don't know. Maybe a little. I just... I don't really understand.

00:22:22 You know, in the obit, it would probably say

00:24:37 take a dump on my lawn last week, asshole.

00:26:58 Great. You better fucking hold that kid still.

00:28:51 Nice wool hat. And sunglasses at night.

00:30:57 -That's not true, is it? -Of course not, Steven.

00:33:11 Do you have any Gatorade?

00:36:32 Don't... I told you not to do it, and you did it!

00:38:25 Yeah. And l'll die without a sweet-ass bachelor pad on the water.

00:40:36 I was injured while building a house for my family.

00:42:50 Wait a minute. Have these been in your ass?

00:45:17 Hey, thanks, guys.

00:47:54 Just like super fucking her, like that.

00:50:10 Still, that's no reason not to try. Yes, yes.

05:00:00 on all those decorations.