Semi-Pro
2008 · 91 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 87,569 VOTES · DIR. Kent Alterman
Overview
Jackie Moon is the owner, promoter, coach, and star player of the Flint Michigan Tropics of the American Basketball Association (ABA), the worst team in the league. In 1976 before the ABA collapses, the NBA plans to merge with the best teams of the ABA at the end of the season. Only the top four teams will make the move and the worst teams will fold. If the Tropics want to make it to the NBA, Jackie Moon must rally his team and start winning.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,767 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 # Baby, who wants to love me sexy? #
00:03:46 You're startin'.
00:06:47 Yeah!
00:10:36 It's a dang shame.
00:14:04 You... Don't bite yourself. Come on.
00:17:08 Thanks, Ed.
00:20:27 Ed Monix is a tenacious defender, and he can hit the big shots.
00:24:08 We're saying nutty things 'cause they're not true.
00:27:38 - Come on, Jackie. You walked. - Suck my cock! I'll murder your family!
00:31:16 Hell, no. This shit burnin' already, man.
00:34:35 and now we're gonna continue that on the court in the second half...
00:39:21 Look, Jackie. Now, don't get mad, but some of us got together...
00:43:27 It's part of the small intestine.
00:47:33 ...formerly known as Clarence Withers...
00:52:01 - What the hell are you doin'? - Nothin', man.
00:55:31 Yes, I said I cannot say no to you. We are gonna get some pussy, aren't we?
00:59:38 This whole merger thing has been really complicated.
01:04:12 Have a good one.
01:09:17 It's a Megabowl. What's not to understand?
01:13:30 - Come on, back to the bench. - Jackie?
01:18:15 Yeah, I don't know why, Dick, but I just got an erection.
01:21:59 Always has.
01:27:53 # That's right, let's get sweaty #
02:00:00 home game for the rest of the season.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,767
Dialogue density19.4 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line02:00:00
Production Record
DirectorKent Alterman
LanguageEnglish
Budget$55,000,000
Revenue$33,500,000
IMDb votes87,569