Scrubs — S09E02 — Our Drunk Friend

00:00:03 J.D.: One week teaching here

00:00:41 All the best, Number One.

00:01:35 Making sure these machines keep this vegetable alive.

00:02:31 All right, class, you now have 30 seconds

00:03:25 Ah-ha-ha.

00:04:22 Hurry, Lucy, I've got honey hair!

00:05:09 Give me a chance to use old Megan Fox.

00:06:16 and then go bury one in the quad and draw me up a map,

00:07:13 I still want someone to read him all seven Harry Potter books.

00:08:13 is make sure he's ready for help.

00:09:01 I mean, sure, you seem cute at first,

00:09:50 Well, you definitely gave me something to work with.

00:10:47 What? I'm not surprised.

00:11:39 Look, Alan wants to change, so I found him a rehab facility.

00:12:44 Maybe talk a little.

00:14:00 All right, I didn't want to play hardball,

00:14:44 I like to think of it as a metaphor for our relationship,

00:15:47 I'm talking about you and Denise.

00:16:34 That's some truth being dropped there.

00:17:38 Lucy...

00:18:44 to witness the devastation wash over her hopeful face.

00:19:43 So, I'm supposed to never try and help anybody like Alan?

00:20:37 Yeah. I introduced them.

00:21:22 ALL: ♪ We'll be a trio