Scrubs — S08E10 — My Comedy Show

00:00:02 Okay, Mr. Rego,

00:00:57 I've noticed that you always stay here late

00:02:04 Sucks to hear, doesn't it?

00:02:56 You rang?

00:04:01 'Cause I'm scared. I'm not that strong.

00:04:54 Basically, every three weeks she almost dies.

00:05:35 Our sketch show!

00:06:46 Thank you.

00:07:36 I'm a friend.

00:08:35 Yeah, we could go flatter.

00:09:21 Or the time you said you hung J.D. up like a flag,

00:10:07 with this whole we're-the-same-age thing.

00:11:01 I got a full house in my pants.

00:11:55 You know, people are always asking me,

00:13:01 Hey, Dr. Reid, did you get a chance to talk to Brianna's mom?

00:14:09 Okay, if either of you hassles her mom, there will be consequences. Bad ones.

00:15:05 DENISE: That lady has no idea what's good for her daughter.

00:15:54 J.D.?

00:16:37 Your name is Sunny Dey?

00:17:34 I swore I went home and crawled into bed with Turk.

00:18:43 MAN: ♪ It's guy love Don't compromise

00:19:43 No.

00:20:36 Anyone sitting here?

00:21:27 Okay, who wrote that?