Scrubs — S08E09 — My Absence

00:00:02 Hello. If it's all right with everyone,

00:00:49 If you do, my answer will always be the same.

00:01:46 It totally sucks.

00:02:36 Hmm. Well, I'm just gonna put this out here for bait

00:03:36 First, I've got to go to the bathroom.

00:04:35 Yeah, right. Like you weren't just telling Elliot.

00:05:33 J.D.: Elliot, why would you put me on speaker without telling me?

00:06:09 Huh? The potato.

00:06:56 Elliot, please, I want this.

00:08:00 I hope you enjoyed it. Here, you.

00:08:45 They're just kind of blobs that roll from place to place.

00:09:35 J.D. and I usually eat lunch together.

00:10:34 It's pretty good. I'm having a baby, you know?

00:11:34 I don't know, if I ever get married

00:12:36 That's not the better question. It's the worse question.

00:13:41 The needle slipped and I accidentally stabbed myself with it.

00:14:31 ♪ People used to tell you that your life was meant to

00:15:31 every time your husband does something stupid,

00:16:21 J.D.?

00:17:20 Kind of. Hey!

00:18:16 stops caring about hopeless, terminally-ill, brain-dead coma patients

00:19:23 God help me, I like that crazy bitch.

00:20:19 I guess.

00:21:24 What I think we should do is take passion and compassion...