Scrubs — S08E06 — My Cookie Pants

00:00:02 J.D.: There's nothing worse than running into a sworn enemy

00:00:45 Hey!

00:01:32 that demons dragged you down to Hell to chew your face off.

00:02:38 Still pretty smoky.

00:03:51 I think we should do it right now.

00:04:44 Chronic heart disease. Buzzkill.

00:05:40 Sweetie, I am so, so proud of you.

00:06:34 and that soon you would be carted off

00:07:21 because I am sick of it. Do you hear me? Sick of it!

00:08:05 And if I don't start seeing some changes soon,

00:09:05 and addressing staff and patient complaints,

00:10:01 Well, you should've thought of that before you jacked all my cookies.

00:10:45 I didn't go. I don't want the job.

00:11:41 No. Sounds great.

00:12:45 but we've hooked up so much in the past,

00:13:43 What are you talking about?

00:14:26 Thank you, doctor.

00:15:20 No. Look, I don't care that I'm not that feminine.

00:16:22 I was willing to let a patient I liked go without an endoscopy

00:17:23 You're a doctor.

00:18:17 What button?

00:19:16 What?

00:20:11 Way too soon, Bob.

00:21:24 He said, "Janitor, don't marry a German. They have monkey feet."