Scrubs — S08E05 — My ABC's

00:00:02 J.D.: Things were the same around here.

00:00:52 name the three possible causes

00:01:35 what is the next diagnostic move

00:02:29 No, not the hood, the Sesame Street.

00:03:27 And then I thought, why not pick a woman?

00:04:16 Seriously, I am so happy to be done with all that,

00:05:02 That's 'cause I just added it now.

00:05:54 Wow! Syphilis. Syphilis. Syphilis. Syphilis.

00:06:52 Throw her a bone so she knows she's growing on you.

00:07:42 Far!

00:08:31 Bear claw.

00:09:23 That's Izzy's first poo in the potty.

00:10:14 on your interns as you do on your patients.

00:11:06 and his lungs are covered with lesions.

00:12:00 and then just roll over and go to sleep.

00:12:58 like he's so much better than we are?

00:13:50 She's got to learn how to show some compassion.

00:14:41 and then said, "This is for Elliot," then took a nap.

00:15:23 The only reason I signed up was I have this three-way pen

00:16:26 Well, we can make him comfortable,

00:17:28 Hey, skank.

00:18:13 You zwa'd the hell out of me, Dr. Cox. Just like you promised.

00:19:21 J.D.: And then I realized why I'd thought about Sesame Street all day.

00:20:53 there you have the facts of life.