Scrubs — S07E08 — My Manhood

00:00:01 All right, Mrs. Cropper,

00:01:00 Thank you for letting me think about it.

00:01:47 The Janitorial.

00:02:41 And you said, "Get up and sit over there," and I did.

00:03:55 J.D. : And it makes my heart sing.

00:05:08 Oh!

00:05:49 whenever you take him by the beauty salon isn't going to cut it.

00:06:39 It'll be our secret.

00:07:23 on how Coffee Bucks beans are picked by dirty river monkeys.

00:08:12 You want to explain the fingernail marks down my wife's back?

00:09:03 So John has had swelling in his chest wall for a few months.

00:09:48 Yeah, I squat and surf. Oh, it's the best.

00:10:38 Here's John's lab work. If you tell me your secret,

00:11:21 and you're in charge of Izzy's emotional crap.

00:12:13 Oh, no.

00:13:04 After all these years of putting on toe tags,

00:13:52 No, Dr. Kelso, my cousin didn't hang himself, okay?

00:14:51 You know what else would embarrass most guys?

00:15:54 It can't talk.

00:17:01 Hell, if it makes a difference, you can even take off my...

00:18:05 It's too bad we can't just call John's brothers

00:18:50 I'm gonna go in that stall and change your butt rating.

00:19:37 Sam. Role model. I have to win.

00:20:40 Mmm-hmm.