Scrubs — S07E06 — My Number One Doctor
2007 · 24 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 844 VOTES · DIR. Will Mackenzie
Overview
Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend. The doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he is elated when he is ranked #1.
Dialogue Timeline — 450 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 You've got something on your face. What?
00:00:58 What's going on, C-Bizzle?
00:01:42 Why do you spend so much time competing over everything?
00:02:31 If you'd ever won anything, you'd know what we were talking about.
00:03:35 The guy has a tongue surgery. He's actually okay, though.
00:04:29 where patients can evaluate and score their doctors.
00:05:32 Since our wedding day, I am 136% less in love with her.
00:06:17 Come on, who would do that?
00:07:00 But he's still going to give me a good review.
00:07:49 A private consultation with my surgeon
00:08:47 So, you'll never believe this.
00:09:35 You probably just mixed up your meds.
00:10:23 Then that's definitely what I'll do next time.
00:11:23 I know,
00:12:23 "Signed, Michelle M."
00:13:12 Well, Barbie, you have two choices.
00:14:06 Until you let Lady know the real you, your relationship is not real,
00:14:58 Damn!
00:15:59 Thanks.
00:16:57 but you must never ask me how.
00:17:41 That's what they call me.
00:18:37 Turk! My bad.
00:19:38 White Lightning! White Lightning!
00:20:30 J.D.: Even if it will haunt you forever.
Cast & Characters
Zach Braff
John 'J.D.' Dorian
Donald Faison
Christopher Turk
John C. McGinley
Perry Cox
Sarah Chalke
Elliot Reid
Judy Reyes
Carla Espinosa
Ken Jenkins
Bob Kelso
Neil Flynn
Janitor
Robert Maschio
Todd
Johnny Kastl
Doug Murphy
Kit Pongetti
Lady
Susanne Blakeslee
Gayle
Lauren Stamile
Shannon
Harry Danner
Mr. Clark
Brandon Hancock
Football Guy
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed450
Dialogue density18.8 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:30
Production Record
DirectorWill Mackenzie
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes844
Factoids
Episode
Scrubs, season 7, episode 6: My Number One Doctor.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4556/season/7/episode/6
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