Scrubs — S07E03 — My Inconvenient Truth

00:00:04 J.D.: Nothing in my life could compare to this.

00:00:37 I haven't been eating or sleeping very well,

00:01:41 Hey! I just dropped my mom off at the mall.

00:02:31 All I need's a little white noise.

00:03:24 Thanks for the warning, Turk. You're a good friend.

00:04:29 They're everywhere. The stuff that's making you goofy. It's all over.

00:05:21 God, that's delicious.

00:06:12 I had to take it 'cause of all the head sweat.

00:06:55 I flip houses for a living now.

00:07:38 Tell people it was your mother's ghost.

00:08:31 I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb. Your choice.

00:09:26 So, your tests came back.

00:10:15 Don't you dare put me on that fricking scale!

00:11:09 Boon, do you want to finish that for me?

00:12:00 Be gentle. Nope.

00:12:54 And I don't want to be a hypocrite,

00:13:43 What's up your butt?

00:14:56 Oh, hells yeah!

00:15:54 You were going to change the world, man.

00:16:40 But when you leave, I go back to being a husband and a father,

00:17:30 that made you screw up like this?

00:18:14 Actually, Dan, I was wondering

00:19:10 This isn't about me. I'm not the one fainting at the office,

00:20:05 I know.