Scrubs — S07E02 — My Hard Labor

00:00:02 J.D.: My last few days have all started the same.

00:00:40 Because, Carla, he's Dr. No Shot.

00:01:33 What I want you to do is walk over to Mr. Meltzer

00:02:27 Hi.

00:03:07 That's my baby pager.

00:04:01 So that's what that song's about.

00:04:55 it'll feel like you're passing a marshmallow.

00:05:54 Wow, that's real talent.

00:06:48 our kid would look like Bamm-Bamm.

00:07:33 What were we talking about?

00:08:33 You need to learn on patients not related to me.

00:09:26 We're not too different, you and I.

00:10:15 Because I always dreamed of finding a guy who hoped

00:11:12 J.D.: It's funny how even the best intentions can blow up in your face.

00:12:14 Don't worry, all women say that stuff during labor. She doesn't mean it.

00:12:58 Oh, I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm Dr. No Shot.

00:13:49 There's no lamp in this game, sir.

00:14:48 Burn in hell.

00:15:34 Oh, damn. Fine. Okay. Fine.

00:16:26 I mean, how do you think I became addicted to this game?

00:17:31 And you didn't mess up his life.

00:18:24 like going to extraordinary lengths

00:19:19 Almost there.

00:20:33 Welcome to the world, Sammy.