Scrubs — S06E22 — My Point of No Return

00:00:03 J.D.: It felt good to be holding the mother of my child.

00:00:56 We got the place ready for a baby.

00:02:00 That's the address of The Addams Family.

00:02:45 Sweetie, why would I get rid of him as godfather

00:03:53 It was Dr. J, Kim, and unless you want to hear about this for the next hour,

00:04:56 you know, if you plan on sawing me in half at the altar and yelling,

00:05:51 It just means that you're not one of her favorite 385 people.

00:06:46 Your idea?

00:07:34 Effective immediately, I will stop calling you girls' names.

00:08:25 Babe, should the valets at our reception wear green or red vests?

00:09:36 Okay, I've got something we can't give her permanently,

00:10:35 tell your baby mama she can have her job back.

00:11:34 And there's my opening joke.

00:12:34 or share their lives together...

00:13:31 And you know that half glass of wine

00:14:17 to figure out if this was right,

00:15:07 So, imagine your situation multiplied by...

00:16:00 Outstanding.

00:17:02 Yeah, I'm still not sure who Elliot is.

00:17:51 ELLIOT: J.D.! J.D.!

00:18:47 your gay ultimate Frisbee buddy, played by Todd.

00:19:43 One, two, three, brain trust! Brain trust!

00:20:39 I'd have to go nuclear.

00:21:39 ♪ Hell, no, no