Scrubs — S06E09 — My Perspective

00:00:03 J.D.: I'm such a total loser. My girlfriend and I broke up,

00:00:48 I finish taking frightened bunnies on rounds.

00:01:45 Oh, man, you'll turn this around.

00:02:46 Buzz, Donna? How was counseling?

00:03:40 What's hard about being black?

00:04:27 Now she's suing the hospital, and since Ted is our lawyer,

00:05:25 by Pat Harrington, Schneider from One Day at a Time.

00:06:02 I can't, I have a baby!

00:06:53 This is a hospital. Keep it quiet!

00:07:52 In Iraq, we preferred to think of shrapnel as internal body bling.

00:08:49 I mean, why not me, you know? And it wasn't my lazy eye,

00:09:39 Yeah, they do.

00:10:27 Yeah, I was an average student.

00:11:24 he doesn't want you to do it anymore.

00:12:29 That's hardcore, man.

00:13:14 J.D.: The reason Turk didn't want me to say anything

00:14:31 Symptoms include bad posture, mopey face

00:15:21 you gotta tell your patients the truth.

00:16:28 I gotta go, it's my turn to steer. Step on the gas!

00:17:14 aren't you getting tired of taking care of him?

00:18:10 I was an average student.

00:18:55 I wash it every day, I condition,

00:19:51 Are we clear?

00:20:54 Oh, man! No, Jason. No! Whoa!