Scrubs — S06E08 — My Road to Nowhere

00:00:04 J.D.: Not only did I have a long-distance girlfriend who was pregnant,

00:01:00 Ow! Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years.

00:01:56 that child's heartbeat for the first time is just plain Dorian.

00:02:39 Gandhi?

00:03:40 Why are you always so hard on yourself?

00:04:29 spend the weekend mooning truckers

00:05:19 J.D.: I knew that little tan baby would eventually ruin everything.

00:06:15 Perry was so wrong about you.

00:07:00 No offense, Ted.

00:07:48 Change of plans, Per. Beat it.

00:08:39 Yeah, attaboy!

00:09:32 We could solve both our problems

00:10:26 or is it another stupid boy?

00:11:14 You guys,

00:12:14 It's mine. Oh, really?

00:13:11 Okay, baby, bye.

00:13:57 What's the matter with you?

00:15:02 I would be breaking every hospital protocol.

00:16:08 Jordan, I love you.

00:17:06 that no kid who has surgery before it's even born

00:18:02 And now it's gone. I kind of miss it.

00:18:56 Yeah.

00:19:56 I always do that. Do mine.

00:20:49 Because at least she was straight with me.