Scrubs — S06E07 — His Story IV

00:00:04 J.D.: Everyone had gathered because today

00:00:41 I did.

00:01:24 The six days that you were referring to

00:02:15 Debbie is actually my name.

00:03:29 KELSO: I actually don't mind that goofy bastard.

00:04:13 "I want you to want me."

00:05:05 Private Dancer? Tough name.

00:06:01 Well, I'll check on you later, son.

00:06:51 Kill you.

00:07:28 Keep it real.

00:08:19 Uh, Fallujah.

00:09:38 for the food.

00:10:26 Yes. I'm a Republican.

00:11:23 See, a hospital is a complex machine,

00:12:23 Let me see if I can make this real clear for you.

00:13:23 KELSO: That's how you get people around here to listen to you, Bob.

00:14:06 For example, I can lend Barbie a hand,

00:14:51 So, nobody needs any help?

00:16:10 Check out today's quote right on your cup.

00:16:56 Oh, yeah!

00:18:03 I did that five minutes ago.

00:19:05 is that I know this is going on,

00:19:58 You mind tellin' us why?

00:20:49 For Dr. Kelso, he wouldn't have it any other way.