Scrubs — S06E02 — My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby

00:00:02 You're a fatty fatty fatty

00:00:41 Any nieces or nephews?

00:01:28 Dude, Carla's in labor!

00:02:41 We had to, honey. J.D. promised the band that we'd feed them.

00:03:47 Sometimes, when you need a miracle,

00:04:50 Pretend... You know, pretend it's gin.

00:05:41 Oh!

00:06:37 Cool, Swamp Thing.

00:07:51 No abortions, okay?

00:08:31 That might help us find out if we're on the same page, you know,

00:09:22 He was just giving me a compliment.

00:10:04 I can finally buy Beanie Babies without feeling weird,

00:10:42 Whether it's someone digging in...

00:11:43 You don't see that every day.

00:12:44 and I like cotton,

00:13:24 See, when Carla says, "I'm thirsty,"

00:14:09 Oh, God, I'm thirsty.

00:14:58 Hold on. She won't talk to me.

00:15:46 I got nothing. Appletinis.

00:16:32 Okay, okay, I want you to imagine

00:17:24 Baby! I'm here!

00:18:14 If it's right, you'll feel it in your heart.

00:19:23 Don't sweat it. I got you.

00:20:56 Let's do this.