Scrubs — S05E17 — My Chopped Liver
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 686 VOTES · DIR. Will Mackenzie
Overview
When J.D. rearranges his schedule to allow himself more time to spend with Turk, Turk secretly resents hanging out with J.D. in that time because it interferes with his own "Turk Time." Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith, and Carla covers for Kelso at work, as he grieves for his dead dog. Later, a patient almost dies, after giving up part of his liver for his brother, and the hospital staff learns about making sacrifices for the people they really care about.
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00:00:02 A month ago, I shaved my head
00:00:57 Now I finally get it. Liver disease.
00:01:57 I was the one who puked on your Porsche after Turk and Carla's wedding.
00:02:54 can have part of it removed and give it to somebody else.
00:03:54 Tell Todd he can kiss my big black ass.
00:04:54 As long you're with me, they'll find this funny.
00:05:53 Three, two, one...
00:06:41 and pinkie-swear your diet will start tomorrow?
00:07:27 I make some important work calls.
00:08:12 Now send her packing.
00:09:02 - Pelican. - No!
00:09:52 - Turk, 192. - That's how we do.
00:11:13 You may tell me who your favorite sports team is.
00:12:01 Sorry, I was gonna do them last night,
00:12:50 ...was it worth it?
00:13:39 This right here is the "get hit" line. Cross it at your own risk.
00:14:33 I am so G-darn pissed right now.
00:15:28 that guy.
00:16:46 We want tickets to the Latin Grammys.
00:17:35 for drinks so they don't hate me.
00:18:28 - Could we talk? - One sec.
00:19:22 At least you've stopped crying.
00:20:09 Look at him. He's so happy.
00:21:01 Cheers.
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Scrubs, season 5, episode 17: My Chopped Liver.
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