Scrubs — S05E14 — My Own Personal Hell
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 637 VOTES · DIR. Adam Bernstein
Overview
J.D. is sick of perfect intern Keith and he's not the only one. Elliot's relationship with Keith is revealed, so the other interns think that he is getting special attention. In the meantime Dr. Cox boasts about being named "The Best Doctor in the City" by a local magazine, thus Dr. Kelso assigns him to the most difficult patient in the hospital to deflate his ego. Also, Turk and Carla continue to struggle in their quest for conception.
Dialogue Timeline — 362 lines
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00:00:03 It was a beautiful day, so I invited Elliot over to my half-acre
00:00:45 Since he's so busy being married and trying to make a baby,
00:01:33 I'm going to ask each and every one of you just exactly who
00:02:16 - - Bob Kelso. Will you be joining us?
00:03:03 Put a blanket down. You can lie in my lap while I stroke your hair.
00:04:04 Sweetie, you'll get it. You'll get it.
00:04:53 You can't choose how tolerant they are.
00:05:38 - Hey. - When are you coming over tonight?
00:06:18 Look at our three manly men.
00:07:06 because he's got some hospital-related business.
00:07:52 It's not weird you know that at all.
00:08:45 Rex it is. Have a great night.
00:09:41 - Great. How much did that run? - About five bucks.
00:10:33 for a night of passionless passion while my ass is here
00:11:28 You know what's going on? You don't like, Keith.
00:12:36 Stupid watchie-talkie.
00:13:40 I have sausage fingers.
00:14:53 Of course, buddy.
00:15:42 That's your problem, buddy. I got my own thing.
00:16:44 We're filing a complaint with Dr. Kelso.
00:17:47 Aw, thanks, sweetie.
00:18:45 Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-coo!
00:19:44 Should I give it to the annoying intern? That would be you, Lisa.
00:20:56 I had finally won one.
Cast & Characters
Zach Braff
John 'J.D.' Dorian
Donald Faison
Christopher Turk
John C. McGinley
Perry Cox
Sarah Chalke
Elliot Reid
Judy Reyes
Carla Espinosa
Ken Jenkins
Bob Kelso
Neil Flynn
Janitor
Aloma Wright
Laverne Roberts
Christa Miller
Jordan Sullivan
Michael Hobert
Lonnie
Kattia Ortiz
Nurse
Travis Schuldt
Keith
Jordan Zucker
Lisa
Aaron Ikeda
Rex
Christina Miles
Gloria
Bernard Bruce
Old Man
Janet Carroll
Mrs. Cooke
Eve Brent
Mrs. Harris
Robert Martin Robinson
Mr. Borland
Monica Garcia Pérez
Sperm Bank Nurse
David Martel
Person in Line
Michelle Shore
Person in Line #2
Susan Yee
Person in Line #3
Juanita Tyler-McGruder
Person in Line #4
Alisha Gaddis
Nurses Aide (uncredited)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed362
Dialogue density16.5 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:56
Production Record
DirectorAdam Bernstein
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes637
Factoids
Episode
Scrubs, season 5, episode 14: My Own Personal Hell.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4556/season/5/episode/14
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