Scrubs — S05E12 — My Cabbage

00:00:02 The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,

00:00:51 Oh, no, Mark. I was talking to Cabbage.

00:01:38 They needed help with a shooting victim.

00:02:26 If I need you, I can just call Carla.

00:03:15 - My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?

00:04:33 I've named him Sanchez.

00:05:37 Heck, we all would.

00:06:32 In a few minutes, they'll come to get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.

00:07:31 - All I have are hundreds. - What are you, a prostitute?

00:08:25 What did you think of the Transylvania sequence?

00:09:10 Please exit the area. Please exit the area.

00:09:56 I had no idea you were gonna go all cotton ball on their asses.

00:10:41 Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.

00:11:31 Excuse us for just one minute, Eric, Devin.

00:12:24 Anyway, it was a pleasure treating you, and...

00:13:24 This isn't over.

00:14:20 Put him back together, baby! No!

00:15:05 I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?

00:15:55 It's all right. I know what you meant.

00:16:47 Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.

00:17:41 Dad didn't know I was gay.

00:18:48 says you're no good at rat-tailing.

00:19:46 reminds you of how much you missed hanging out.

00:20:41 Oh, goodbye, young man.