Scrubs — S05E09 — My Half-Acre

00:00:11 - What's going on? - Ted and I are putting together an air band for that contest.

00:00:54 But words will hurt forever.

00:01:48 Ooh, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.

00:02:33 J.D., you home?

00:03:18 Ugh! Ah! Oh!

00:04:09 Oh! Look! Will you say goodbye to Jack?

00:04:44 You're crazy!

00:05:23 He won't care.

00:07:19 I wasn't saying you smelled like my mom.

00:07:55 So you got the second date.

00:08:38 And I love that you're calling me J.D.

00:09:21 We believe that blood should not be passed from person to person.

00:10:09 Smile.

00:10:55 I'm really glad I found you.

00:11:45 the last thing you want is it to be taken away.

00:12:23 As for me, all I lost was my pride.

00:13:10 I don't even play that with Turk.

00:13:52 Will you kiss me?

00:15:47 Turkelton, I have many more pressing issues,

00:16:38 I will kill anyone who tells Carla.

00:17:27 I hate you, Whit Prowdy.

00:18:14 I mean, honestly, Carla, with Jehovah as my witness,

00:18:52 How'd you know Kelso just wanted respect?

00:20:29 She is not graceful.