Scrubs — S05E05 — My New God

00:00:03 After four years, I know the hospital so well,

00:00:48 so he doesn't have those crazy nightmares.

00:01:42 - What's with the second beeper? - Carla gave it to me.

00:02:17 I remember my son Harrison's big day.

00:03:00 The small being my ex-wife Jordan, wind energy and all fruit-infused liquors,

00:04:14 Every night we'd play Horse in the driveway and I'd kick his ass.

00:05:03 at the baptism I'll be there to keep Paige company.

00:06:07 Would you mind breaking it up so I can...? You understand.

00:06:58 Stop doing that!

00:07:49 Hey, do you guys like improv? 'Cause I'm kind of an expert.

00:08:35 - J.D... - Let me feel my feelings, Turk!

00:09:18 Noted.

00:10:05 Come on. Grab some boxes. Let's get to moving.

00:11:07 - I paged you an hour ago. - I was in surgery.

00:11:54 I figured out why I'm so great at managing relationships.

00:12:50 After all, people get pretty sensitive about religion.

00:13:40 Come on, Jackie boy, we've got places to go.

00:14:37 And two, whether some relationships were beyond repair.

00:15:22 Well, it's not.

00:16:20 - You turned me into a felon! - You know what there, Newbie?

00:17:06 Incidentally, where do you buy your loincloths?

00:19:04 That's cold, sis. Ice cold.

00:19:57 - That was all me, baby. - Yeah, it was.

00:20:53 - You know, Paige is a silly name. - Perry's worse.