Scrubs — S05E03 — My Day at the Races

00:00:01 Since I was currently homeless,

00:00:54 I'm watching Gisele in my spoon right now.

00:01:38 I can't just un-e-vite everyone.

00:02:20 Excuse me a second.

00:04:07 - Thanks for having my back. - Yeah. Betrayal five.

00:05:21 Where did all these unsupervised children come from?

00:06:12 Now, you go tell your patient to let you do what you do best:

00:06:57 He can leave his friends behind.

00:07:52 but we're not ready to move in. He's a little closed-off.

00:08:44 I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this.

00:09:27 Though there will be no vandalism here, people!

00:10:14 OK. How about opening up sexually?

00:11:02 Oh! God, I can be such an apple slut.

00:11:54 If your goal is to repel all women, it's definitely working.

00:12:43 Hell, yeah, I listened to you. Baby, come on!

00:13:46 Turkelton, this is quite the event here at Sacred Fart.

00:14:36 But you know what, you're absolutely right, let's focus on the lying.

00:15:22 One, keep discussion superficial.

00:16:18 And don't pinch me!

00:17:10 You wanna know why? You're just like me.

00:18:09 All right!

00:19:08 How's this? Blow it out your ass, Bob.

00:20:02 You're not really helping!

00:21:00 - Was he a Mexican apple thief? - If only...