Scrubs — S05E02 — My Rite of Passage
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 913 VOTES · DIR. Bill Lawrence
Overview
J.D. wants to show Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso how to treat interns, but instead he finds out that they laugh at his bad jokes out of fear and respect. Everyone at the hospital is avoiding Jordan to get rid of her except for Turk. An aborted attempt to bond with her results in Jordan being conned by Sam, the drug addict. Elsewhere, Elliot's fellowship goes sour and she finds herself confiding in loose-lipped Carla.
Dialogue Timeline — 395 lines
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00:00:05 Turk, I'm gonna go get some coffee. Want one?
00:00:57 so you can't drive me crazy. You can't, you can't.
00:01:46 I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.
00:02:54 but they're in a timeout because one of them used the phrase,
00:03:52 Earlier, I made a killer "one-pump mocha" joke. Everybody laughed.
00:04:47 Or that stupid Siamese twin thing you do?
00:05:44 I am your new friend, so suck it!
00:06:35 We were having Mexican food, drinking margaritas...
00:07:30 - -
00:08:16 Wake up and smell the urinal I haven't cleaned in years!
00:09:10 Oh, how'd you know I was a mom?
00:09:53 into whatever alley would have me as a guest.
00:10:46 don't wanna just open the door,
00:11:37 That patient's tumor is so big,
00:12:34 We've been kind of fake-laughing.
00:13:23 You're a bit of a gossip.
00:14:18 Would everyone please watch this?
00:15:12 Keith. Don't worry, buddy, we're cool.
00:16:14 Seriously, if you tell, I will never trust you again with anything.
00:17:14 ahh, you know.
00:18:07 I almost told them, but I didn't because I love you.
00:18:55 I thought about the different methods people use to teach.
00:19:59 Cute.
00:20:51 Thank you!
Cast & Characters
Zach Braff
John 'J.D.' Dorian
Donald Faison
Christopher Turk
John C. McGinley
Perry Cox
Sarah Chalke
Elliot Reid
Judy Reyes
Carla Espinosa
Ken Jenkins
Bob Kelso
Neil Flynn
Janitor
Sam Lloyd
Ted Buckland
Robert Maschio
Todd
Aloma Wright
Laverne Roberts
Christa Miller
Jordan Sullivan
Frank Encarnacao
Dr. Mickhead
Alexander Chaplin
Mr. Thompson
Robert Beckwith
Dr. Johnson
Keli Daniels
Nurse
Shaughn Buchholz
Cabbage / Jason
Tom Schmid
Fellowship Director
Travis Schuldt
Keith
J.P. Manoux
Charlie
Sloan Robinson
Cafeteria Worker
John Siciliano
Homeless Guy
Jordan Zucker
Lisa
Aaron Ikeda
Rex
Christina Miles
Gloria
Daniel Graves
Older Buisnessman
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed395
Dialogue density18.0 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:20:51
Production Record
DirectorBill Lawrence
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes913
Factoids
Episode
Scrubs, season 5, episode 2: My Rite of Passage.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4556/season/5/episode/2
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