Scrubs — S05E01 — My Intern's Eyes

00:00:02 Since my apartment's roof collapsed, I was living at a hotel.

00:00:45 This didn't feel like my scooter.

00:01:41 How depressing is it being you? Seriously.

00:02:34 - -

00:03:37 If you're desperate, we're lucky.

00:04:28 If you loved the sound of your very own voice any more,

00:05:18 Thanks, Dr. Kelso!

00:06:13 Although the lettering is darling. Have you ever done calligraphy?

00:07:08 OK. OK. Don't zip me... up!

00:08:00 Mmm.

00:08:50 her breasts can be "healthy" or "unhealthy," never "bangin' double-Ds."

00:10:06 I'll be thinking about you

00:11:09 Be right back.

00:12:20 If he gets bad enough and we have to put him on inotropes,

00:13:17 Angie, my buddy down in the lab just told me that your urinalysis

00:14:16 - I would have agreed to anything! -

00:15:05 Besides listening to my Alanis Morissette CD

00:15:49 is for you to go by the book. And I got news for you on that front:

00:16:32 because I know when Turk's sad, he likes me to come over in my boxers,

00:17:14 Now, I really don't love being den mother to you three...

00:18:05 Nothing. But now I need to know,

00:18:53 and I bet it's because you sensed my hesitance.

00:20:01 You held on to it as long as you could.

00:21:03 - -