Scrubs — S04E21 — My Lips Are Sealed

00:00:07 In my four years, there have been many emergencies at Sacred Heart,

00:00:50 We all held our breath together.

00:01:48 Turk and Carla were having trouble, so she'd been staying at Elliot's.

00:02:41 Sorry. My bad, dude. My bad.

00:03:50 - Use your words. - Warlord burn mouth.

00:04:55 Well, I hope you realize this means war.

00:05:44 Thank you.

00:06:34 - Are those stitches? - What are the odds you'd pick that one?

00:07:22 Now, Mr. Gerst came here for help, and we're doctors,

00:08:22 My kid's got a forehead full of stitches from leaping off the jungle gym.

00:09:23 Woodiness.

00:10:20 I mean...

00:11:23 You're welcome.

00:12:18 my other lip in the middle of yours.

00:13:13 You're an overbearing psychotic, and I'm, well, you know... fun.

00:14:10 Because you're a quack.

00:14:48 Now, if you'll excuse me,

00:15:42 He knows your lying face, but silence is incriminating too. Think!

00:16:37 So I forgave him.

00:17:30 visiting a sickie and she ran her hands

00:18:19 Dude, that did not happen.

00:19:10 The cute kind, not the hairy kind.

00:19:59 - Guess your wife backed down. - Bet your sweet ass she did.

00:20:59 Or not.