Scrubs — S04E20 — My Boss's Free Haircut

00:00:02 You never know who you're gonna find in the cafeteria at 5 am.

00:00:49 Looking at it was making me sad.

00:01:38 you give her space. My sixth grade girlfriend taught me that.

00:02:35 You say that, yet you still knocked this morning and asked if I wanted coffee.

00:03:37 Skin doctor coming through!

00:04:27 The second one is for a big, floppy hat

00:05:17 Bingo! Smell you later, Betty.

00:06:03 Gotta go.

00:06:56 I even got a cake.

00:07:52 Hell, yeah. There's no beer in the fridge.

00:08:48 No, I know when to laugh in any language.

00:09:41 OK, moving on.

00:10:31 before his big meeting with Carla tomorrow.

00:11:22 Hey, Bob, what's shaking in Patientville?

00:12:14 it will be the last thing you ever say.

00:13:06 I don't know how she jammed this. Can you open that door?

00:14:04 It's OK, Elliot.

00:14:51 I should get cards that say "love destroyer."

00:15:45 and she rolled over me like Enid's wheelchair over Baxter's tail.

00:16:35 People used to give me cards and gifts

00:17:29 - Yeah? - I spoke to the groundskeeper.

00:18:21 Life is scary. Get used to it.

00:19:28 Can you tell her I miss her too?

00:20:58 I'm gonna die in a watery grave.