Scrubs — S04E16 — My Quarantine
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 727 VOTES · DIR. Michael Spiller
Overview
J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused. Turk learns, that Carla dated Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him. The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake," in order to satisfy him, from Laverne. Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.
Dialogue Timeline — 434 lines
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00:00:02 Before I settled on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,
00:01:02 The entire ensemble works together,
00:01:53 Oh. Sorry.
00:02:44 Thanks, Carla.
00:03:39 Hey, hey, you were gonna take me back to the underpass!
00:04:32 Yeah.
00:05:52 - Hi. - Hi.
00:06:40 Still tanning, I see.
00:07:28 You look ridiculous.
00:08:29 I knew you thought that. I knew it!
00:09:23 This sucks. I need to look like a stud. I can't unless I save somebody's life.
00:10:17 Hey, mentally strong.
00:11:07 I need a dermatologist over here, stat!
00:11:54 I went out with this girl. She was like the worst first date ever.
00:12:39 I knew she thought I was sexy.
00:13:30 And you lied to me.
00:14:24 You get me that damn face cake,
00:15:19 You're stronger than this. Not another lie!
00:16:00 - it wouldn't be such a big deal. - Give him a break!
00:16:57 Look, J.D., I know why you're lying about everything.
00:17:39 - Yeah. - And how many games have you watched since he proposed?
00:18:35 over irrelevant things from the past.
00:20:03 Kylie, wait.
00:20:51 So, what do you want to do?
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Factoids
Scrubs, season 4, episode 16: My Quarantine.
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