Scrubs — S03E22 — My Best Friend's Wedding

00:00:02 I convinced Elliot to dump her boyfriend and be with me,

00:00:53 - Oh, hey, how you doing? - Damn, that looks painful.

00:01:37 Turk and I have to go.

00:02:18 ♪ I can't do this all on my own

00:03:16 and two sisters with three eyebrows.

00:04:10 You never have to have sex again except when you want to.

00:04:59 That's gonna cost me.

00:05:57 Maybe you're saying it wrong. Let's hear it.

00:06:50 so if everyone could please turn off your cell phones.

00:07:48 I just wanna wish you two all the luck in the world.

00:08:42 Hey, J.D.

00:09:36 Me and your roommate didn't really work out, but we're still friends.

00:10:29 Sean, if you have any guts at all, you will show up at this wedding,

00:11:42 Can I help you, young man?

00:12:41 You can cross off "Keys in the face." Honestly, there's nothing you can do.

00:13:41 That was one of the most beautiful ceremonies that I've ever seen.

00:14:31 Forks and ladles.

00:15:20 Carla?

00:16:23 OK, Carla's dying. It's rally time. We have no band, no deejay.

00:17:13 - Can I have a ride home? - Er... well, sure.

00:18:03 Actually, sir, it's Turk.

00:18:48 ♪ Guess you know it's true

00:19:41 ♪ Eight days a week...

00:20:39 - Thanks for helping out. - I'm only going as far as the dumpster.