Scrubs — S03E21 — My Self-Examination

00:00:02 I'm a sick man. Last night, after three years of chasing Elliot,

00:00:51 Wait a second.

00:01:31 I'm on top of it. This weekend will go off without a hitch.

00:02:26 sweetest boy in the whole world, and no matter how hard you look,

00:03:35 Oh.

00:04:36 Who won?

00:05:25 she's gonna take everybody to Chuck E. Cheese.

00:06:19 - It was a classic. - Oh, yeah, dude.

00:07:09 Most guys would've caught me. I love that you didn't.

00:08:01 You're the best.

00:09:01 I need your help, man. It's about Elliot.

00:09:45 Boys.

00:10:34 Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight.

00:11:27 I'm in a rare position of power here.

00:12:15 You just bought yourself four weekends on call.

00:13:04 If your life was on the line you couldn't squeeze one eloquent thought

00:13:52 And it was nice. Here I was, having my tie tied by this beautiful woman

00:14:45 - Please? - No. No. No.

00:15:41 Like you got right now. Just like that one.

00:16:38 When it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor,

00:17:28 OK, not funny yet.

00:18:12 - I see a beer gut. On me, not her. - I hope so.

00:19:09 - No biting. - Just take it, you girl.

00:20:06 This chicken is fantastic.