Scrubs — S03E13 — My Porcelain God

2004 · 24 MIN · IMDB 8.7 · 961 VOTES · DIR. Adam Bernstein

Scrubs — S03E13 — My Porcelain God poster

Overview

Elliot finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Casey's advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is. Meanwhile, Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk.

Dialogue Timeline — 384 lines

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00:00:03 I'm running a little late this morning
00:01:00 You said that like it's normal.
00:02:01 You couldn't pay me to poop there.
00:03:00 A decoder ring.
00:04:16 Closing that wing saves us about $60,000 a month.
00:05:12 You know, everyone talks about how Dr. Casey's helped them
00:05:59 Even if you've done a procedure 5,000 times,
00:06:56 - Well, we grew up... - I grew up in the hood.
00:07:51 I'm sorry, Dr. Cox. I don't know what to do.
00:08:42 One-one-thousand, two-one-thousand.
00:09:38 When two people collide, a lot of things can happen.
00:10:36 I was hurt when I found out I was Turk's second choice for best man,
00:11:38 Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
00:12:42 No idea, but the fountains are nice. And security? Quick as bunnies.
00:13:51 let's keep the magic rolling.
00:14:39 I can't right now, Turk, I am completely swamped.
00:15:34 We must conquer the roof toilet.
00:16:37 - Screw him. - Ah...
00:17:45 But mostly, I thought about how, in some small way,
00:18:56 See, with intubating, I can't seem to intubate patients anymore.
00:21:22 I wanna say tennis.
00:22:30 and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't rule that out.
00:24:04 I'm in.
00:25:33 Occupied.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed384
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:25:33

Production Record

DirectorAdam Bernstein
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes961

Factoids

Episode

Scrubs, season 3, episode 13: My Porcelain God.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4556/season/3/episode/13
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