Scrubs — S03E01 — My Own American Girl

00:00:04 Before I go into that building and start my day,

00:01:19 but the odds are highly against you

00:02:05 your mama ain't even gonna recognize you.

00:03:00 Just do what all doctors do in this situation and fake a page.

00:04:03 Perry, great news.

00:04:52 Elliot's unlucky streak

00:05:29 I just don't want it to get stolen, OK?

00:06:46 You understand, don't you?

00:07:23 How could someone with all of this be jealous of any of that?

00:08:04 is out of here like a gunshot.

00:08:57 and when I get uncomfortable I hurl.

00:09:52 I was trying to keep things positive with Mrs. Farr.

00:10:25 we need to get a whole bunch of tests done.

00:11:04 don't ask for your help,

00:12:06 Just wanna go click-click and get 'em outta here.

00:12:46 First of all, that's disgusting.

00:13:40 We agreed that we would wait until he's quite a bit older

00:14:32 What are you doing in here?

00:15:13 She said, "Time spent wishing is time wasted."

00:15:59 - It's not happening. - Dr. Moyer...

00:16:47 Come on, handsome.

00:18:43 even if we both get our asses fired.

00:19:33 I'm actually grateful most things don't change.

00:20:29 Damn.