Scrubs — S02E18 — My T.C.W.
2003 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.5 · 1,057 VOTES · DIR. Adam Bernstein
Overview
J.D. flirts with the wife of a patient who's been in a coma for the past two years, whom they all call T.C.W. (Tasty Coma Wife). He feels guilty for doing that, even though she wants to go ahead with it. Meanwhile, he can't stand listening to any more relationship problems, as everybody dumps their issues on his ears: Elliot, sabotaging her relationship with Paul over beef jerky, Carla, finding out her engagement ring passed through a patient's digestive system and Dr. Cox's unsucessful attempts to get some attention from Jordan, who can only think about her baby right now.
Dialogue Timeline — 361 lines
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00:00:03 But lately it feels like romance is in the air.
00:00:46 I guess I always hoped that the longer you're a couple, the easier it got.
00:01:34 You know, Elliot, I would be happy just to have sex above the covers once.
00:02:23 Carla. A quick word.
00:03:32 Don't bring that filth over here.
00:04:24 - Please, call me Jamie. - Jamie? OK.
00:05:19 Hey, Carla, would you take this young gentleman back to his room in Pediatrics?
00:06:15 Turkey jerky. Protein, baby. Go for it.
00:06:58 If I have more than one beer, I'll most likely kill myself.
00:07:50 Would you run back to the hospital, get me one of those suction thingies?
00:08:39 How can I make this right?
00:09:23 So, Tasty Coma Wife, huh?
00:10:13 Oh, ho, ho, ho, Scooby.
00:11:14 So I'm not gonna sweat it just because I made a new friend.
00:12:03 - But give it some thought, OK? - Of course.
00:12:53 Oh, no, no. No, Franklyn, we were...
00:13:44 What is with these mothers doting on their children?
00:14:29 It's just been hard for me lately, you know?
00:15:14 Oh, you think that's funny, huh, Ralphie?
00:16:08 You know, right after you blow chunks in the elevator.
00:16:56 Who are you people to give me advice?
00:17:35 is while I'm sitting at home, staring at the ceiling,
00:18:39 And there's a part of me that's very angry I just said that.
00:20:11 No matter how many people are around.
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Scrubs, season 2, episode 18: My T.C.W..
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