Scrubs — S02E16 — My Karma
2003 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 845 VOTES · DIR. Marc Buckland
Overview
J.D. and Turk think they've got bad karma after hitting a car and causing an accident, while playing golf on the hospital roof. Dr. Cox bends over backwards to give Jordan as much comfort as possible on her labor day, and she confesses to J.D. that Dr. Cox is the real father. Elliot seeks advice from Carla on how to tell Paul that she's crazy, because they're getting more intimate and she can't hide it anymore. But Carla is feeling too crazy herself with the upcoming wedding.
Dialogue Timeline — 391 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 I still can't believe you guys are getting married.
00:00:45 A toast that only people that have known Turk and Carla
00:01:38 - Did we miss another tumor? - Who cares?
00:02:23 I accidentally nicked his intercostal artery,
00:03:40 There she is. Are you ready to be born today?
00:04:28 in this entire hospital.
00:05:22 I need deodorant and a dry top over here!
00:06:18 Did you explain to her that it is my room?
00:07:01 I don't touch the seat in the bathroom isn't germs
00:07:47 This guy'll sue the hospital, we'll get fired,
00:08:40 I'm not gonna lie to you there, Bob.
00:09:46 We just stopped by to say hi. Hi.
00:10:43 Come on, come on, Jordan.
00:11:35 No means no, Pep Squad, now beat it. And Jordan...
00:12:26 What if she has the baby while I'm in there?
00:13:28 I feel the same way.
00:14:24 - You know, I'm not so sure. - It'll come to you.
00:15:26 so you're gonna take them off my hands for about a week.
00:16:17 Well, technically, it was Dr. Turk.
00:17:10 It's just, well, this is what bothered me the other night.
00:18:00 No.
00:18:52 and my cootchie on display.
00:19:41 I honestly don't know what put
00:20:28 Damn you, karma.
Cast & Characters
Zach Braff
John 'J.D.' Dorian
Donald Faison
Christopher Turk
John C. McGinley
Perry Cox
Sarah Chalke
Elliot Reid
Judy Reyes
Carla Espinosa
Ken Jenkins
Bob Kelso
Neil Flynn
Janitor
Sam Lloyd
Ted Buckland
Robert Maschio
Todd
Aloma Wright
Laverne Roberts
Christa Miller
Jordan Sullivan
Lindsey Stoddart
Lauren
Ricky Schroder
Paul
Ron Ostrow
Mr. Foster
Keith Blaney
Mr. Simms
Debra Azar
Dr. Donna
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed391
Dialogue density17.8 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:28
Production Record
DirectorMarc Buckland
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes845
Factoids
Episode
Scrubs, season 2, episode 16: My Karma.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4556/season/2/episode/16
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