Scrubs — S02E12 — My New Old Friend

00:00:04 Where the hell is Carla? We're gonna miss the previews.

00:00:50 Ultimately, life is a lot simpler at home.

00:01:36 I understand that it's gonna be a little bit harder

00:02:41 - Look, Elliot, I... - Oh, damn.

00:03:23 Dude, what were her boobs like?

00:04:12 Have you been in contact with many exotic primates this year?

00:04:54 Hey, are you trying to make time with my best girl, sport?

00:05:46 You guys, I can't take the sweet old lady's driver's license.

00:06:46 No, I don't. You can with anyone that you want.

00:07:37 - haven't you? - I'm listening.

00:08:26 Think of something clever to get him outta here.

00:09:25 About being a janitor?

00:10:13 Okay, I didn't tell her yet, sir, but I swear I was gonna.

00:11:16 J.D., I don't know what I'm gonna do.

00:12:20 Yeah... I think I had that in college once.

00:13:11 Oh. Stupid. See, that's where Leventhal has the edge.

00:14:05 I needed your help last night and you completely bailed on me.

00:14:49 and she said she was feeling fine, and I believed her.

00:15:39 Since the bypass, doc, nothing but salads.

00:16:31 The whole thing is giving me an ulcer.

00:17:23 Yeah! Look, whenever I'm about to do some stupid-ass stuff,

00:18:24 Why so sad, Chocolate Bear?

00:19:12 You know what? It was just stuff. I'm fine.

00:20:32 And my shoes!