Scrubs — S02E04 — My Big Mouth

00:00:02 I can't stress enough how much you gotta avoid the red meat.

00:00:43 - What? - Eat-may sounds like eat me.

00:01:32 It's kind of an "aaaaaaay" but more piercing.

00:02:20 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:03:35 Yeah, I'm going to be needing a room.

00:04:22 so we always end up working together.

00:05:05 Catch you later, my brother.

00:06:00 Well, it's nice to know where the magic began.

00:06:55 my butt is too big, and I am too short.

00:07:44 Something I've taken great pride in over the years

00:08:45 Or it's his "There's a sale on lotion" dance.

00:09:47 Sorry, sir. I just can't believe Kelso chose me.

00:10:35 You know, my uncle was a "joer." Yeah.

00:11:29 When did you guys learn sign language?

00:12:21 Bye, pal.

00:13:05 You decide who should go. That way, when you choose yourself,

00:14:21 - So we're even, right? - Even?

00:15:09 What do you say?

00:15:51 No. But when word got out about your little offer,

00:16:54 - Is that so, sport? - No, sir. It's not so.

00:17:41 When have I ever screwed up with you?

00:18:39 there's never actually been a patient that depressing.

00:19:22 But still, you might be better served,

00:20:26 Take us to Mexico!