Scrubs — S01E21 — My Sacrificial Clam

00:00:02 Do you know what I want to do to you tonight?

00:00:53 Oh, I wouldn't.

00:02:06 In my arm.

00:03:04 Ah, the walk of shame.

00:04:17 And yet another proud day for Dr. Reid.

00:05:03 are four cases of Legionnaires' pneumonia.

00:05:45 They had to amputate one of his toes. Popped it right off.

00:06:47 Now, you have to stop talking to me,

00:07:41 I don't know about that, Stay Puff.

00:08:32 and they gave me a bunch of Judy Blume books from pediatrics.

00:09:23 and start off with a simple case of pheochromocytoma.

00:10:19 and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.

00:11:33 Your blood tests are negative, so you're fine.

00:12:46 - Oh. - On myocardial infarction.

00:13:33 Don't be embarrassed about staring at my ass.

00:14:22 I haven't been that nice.

00:15:07 I tape record myself saying it, and then I listen to myself over and over.

00:16:01 I said, "A dumb-ass says what?"

00:16:48 My dance card is full-up too.

00:17:36 I'm big on forgiving people who look like they're about to kiss me.

00:18:33 I've got an idea.

00:19:34 Do you know any women who hate themselves enough to actually date me?

00:20:23 You will be delousing Mr. Schaffer.

00:21:28 Let's talk Superfudge.