Scrubs — S01E20 — My Way or the Highway

00:00:01 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

00:00:54 and pull up their scrubs loses.

00:02:03 - This is fun. - Yeah.

00:03:02 It's inappropriate to jump a patient, isn't it?

00:03:57 This is liquid crack. This is a mug full of sunshine.

00:04:46 Here's the problem with getting a surgical consult.

00:06:30 - I'm kind of anal and neurotic. - Oh, my God. Me too.

00:07:26 but I gotta ask you a quick question.

00:08:12 Okay, Mr. Hoffner,

00:09:02 and everyone else has to pay the consequences.

00:09:45 I'm dying. I was exhausted the whole time I was on that treadmill.

00:10:32 - We're gonna give him frequent colonoscopies. - How frequent?

00:11:31 - You're my big boy. - I'm your big...

00:12:13 - Like who? -

00:13:08 You want to know why I laid off those first two nurses?

00:14:07 Dr. Reid, we need help with one of your patients.

00:15:01 Wow. I think that is so cool that you can just talk about it.

00:15:55 I don't think an innocent nurse should suffer on account of it.

00:16:49 and that just led right back to poo.

00:17:38 You're damn right I'm competitive.

00:18:27 You think she doesn't see through you?

00:19:30 You're, you're, you're like, the best doctor ever.

00:20:21 Of course, sometimes your ego leads you into battles

00:21:30 And go!