Scrubs — S01E17 — My Student

00:00:01 At a certain point during your first year,

00:00:58 Player!

00:01:56 Look at you three, all excited.

00:03:21 I gotta go meet up with my med student up in Surgery.

00:04:15 Really? Do you ever part your hair on the wrong side

00:05:02 All surgical interns? They're dogs.

00:05:52 It's your call, Phil. If you get one bad evaluation from me,

00:06:51 or do you find you drift in and out?

00:07:43 Good night, Thumper.

00:08:47 Jackass.

00:09:34 No. No, I can't do it.

00:10:28 Do you?

00:11:33 I think most of the bad things that happen here are your fault.

00:12:31 Well, thank you, sensei. You've touched me deeply.

00:13:15 you'd realize how unsatisfying it is to ride through life on your father's coattails.

00:14:11 Except for the... the ass part. I actually have a... great ass.

00:15:01 Ho-ho! Ho.

00:16:00 Of course, then you'd be providing some jackass

00:16:54 I think I'll do that.

00:17:48 So I'm telling you, I forbid you to get involved with that guy.

00:19:03 It looks good.

00:19:48 I love the part right before we start hating each other.

00:20:58 Oh, baby, bring it on!

00:21:50 "Oh, my God!"