Scrubs — S01E15 — My Bed Banter & Beyond

00:00:11 Oh, my God, you slept with your best friend.

00:01:12 What're you doing?

00:02:38 I think that I already did.

00:03:44 I was not. You were.

00:04:45 Okay.

00:05:46 Here I am during my free time letting some 13-year-old

00:06:53 You should ask her out.

00:07:48 I think that's why I became a surgeon, too,

00:09:01 - and I told him to. - What?

00:10:55 nobody ever listens to a word anybody else says.

00:12:20 - Yep. - Cool.

00:13:29 And Carla?

00:14:37 You guys do it all the time.

00:15:41 - Eh, we didn't have sex. - No.

00:17:00 Yeah, I love it so much, I can't stop using it.

00:17:53 And that's when you find out that that pretty little girl

00:19:06 exactly the way the video I bought told me to.

00:20:02 Want me to pick you up?

00:21:19 - Sir, I was waiting to see... - Oh!

00:22:24 Okay, um...

00:23:26 Well, if I didn't respect you, I wouldn't be having sex with you.

00:24:28 the way they do on television and in the movies.

00:25:58 I've always been so sure about everything in my life.

00:27:35 I believe me too.