Scrubs — S01E05 — My Two Dads
2001 · 21 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 1,181 VOTES · DIR. Craig Zisk
Overview
J.D. points out what seems to be a technical mistake to Dr. Kelso, but it was really an attempt of Dr. Cox to save a woman without insurance using a dead guy's insurance. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox show J.D. their different ways of looking at medicine. Meanwhile, the Janitor intimidates J.D., Elliot discovers the healing powers of her boobs and Turk gives Carla a pen he thought he took from the Lost and Found box.
Dialogue Timeline — 358 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 Hey, how's he doing?
00:00:48 I wanna see 'em on a real girl. A cute girl.
00:02:02 Dorian! You see me every day.
00:02:41 - I am not flashing my breasts. - Why not? It's easy.
00:03:31 Why would you think that Turk and I slept together?
00:04:11 Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship.
00:05:08 You don't have to be mean about it.
00:06:05 now.
00:06:59 Then your kids can read about it when you're dead.
00:07:57 No, she loves to write. She handwrites all of her letters
00:08:57 It felt weird knowing Dr. Cox and I
00:09:36 she can now look forward to a lifetime
00:10:25 Lost and Found Box? There's no Lost and Found Box.
00:11:27 After all, he's here too.
00:12:31 What am I doing? This is stupid.
00:13:53 You know that before medicine ever became a business,
00:14:56 Hey, newbie, come here, I almost forgot...
00:15:51 taking her down for a T.I.P.S. procedure.
00:16:50 We can talk later.
00:17:45 and I see a great one... in the Lost and Found Box.
00:18:44 - Excuse me, miss. - Can I help you?
00:19:26 Are you kidding? It's way too big of a risk for a peon.
00:20:09 The dark side versus the light.
00:21:35 I'm hurt.
Cast & Characters
Zach Braff
John 'J.D.' Dorian
Donald Faison
Christopher Turk
John C. McGinley
Perry Cox
Sarah Chalke
Elliot Reid
Judy Reyes
Carla Espinosa
Ken Jenkins
Bob Kelso
Neil Flynn
Janitor
Robert Maschio
Todd
Aloma Wright
Laverne Roberts
Matt Winston
Jeffrey Steadman
Louie Anderson
Louie Anderson
Rob Richards
Jared
Marlena Poles
Mrs. Blitt
Ray Spinka
Kindly Old Man
Troy Bishop
College Dude
Gabrielle Allan
Woman
John O'Brien
Man
Patricia Gebhard
Old Woman
Harmony Lucas
Man
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed358
Dialogue density17.0 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:21:35
Production Record
DirectorCraig Zisk
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,181
Factoids
Episode
Scrubs, season 1, episode 5: My Two Dads.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4556/season/1/episode/5
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