Scrubs — S01E01 — My First Day
2001 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · 2,332 VOTES · DIR. Bill Lawrence, Adam Bernstein
Overview
John Dorian, "J.D." to friends, is a boyishly handsome, self-deprecatingly funny, likeable guy who would be confident if he only realized his assets. Four years of medical school have prepared J.D. for his first day as an intern at Sacred Heart Hospital - but he has his doubts.
Dialogue Timeline — 417 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 Since I was a kid, I've been able to sleep through anything.
00:01:19 Being sued is not a good thing.
00:02:18 Hey, I found us an apartment.
00:03:06 My dad, granddad, brother. That's why Dad gave me a guy's name,
00:04:12 I am a tool. I am a tool. I am a tool, tool, tool.
00:04:59 Why has this gomer got to try and die every day during my lunch?
00:05:59 I got puked on.
00:06:42 and she screwed my brains out.
00:07:49 Pumpkin, that's modern medicine.
00:08:40 Okay, Bambi, here's Mrs. Lenzer's tox screen...
00:09:23 Medical interns, we're trained to think about the body.
00:10:23 If I find a penny in there... I'm taking you down.
00:11:35 - You think? - What's going on down there?
00:12:28 You chicken.
00:13:24 Wait.
00:14:13 But I just did five minutes ago.
00:14:59 The stethoscope, the beeper, a doctor, got it?
00:15:58 Carla.
00:17:52 No way anyone could've caught it.
00:18:54 He needs me?
00:20:02 Why, sure, sport.
00:20:56 then who's the good guy?
00:21:52 Good.
00:22:47 I'm the man.
Cast & Characters
Zach Braff
John 'J.D.' Dorian
Donald Faison
Christopher Turk
John C. McGinley
Perry Cox
Sarah Chalke
Elliot Reid
Judy Reyes
Carla Espinosa
Ken Jenkins
Bob Kelso
Neil Flynn
Janitor
Sam Lloyd
Ted Buckland
Robert Maschio
Todd
Aloma Wright
Laverne Roberts
Marshall Manesh
Pizza Guy
Michael Hobert
Pizza Guy
Jake Fritz
Billy
Mary Gillis
Mrs Pratt
Timmy Deters
Boy
Shannon Welles
Old Woman
Ted Rogers
Mr. Burski
Lynne Maclean
Nurse Kearney
Matt Winston
Jeffrey Steadman
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed417
Dialogue density18.1 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:22:47
Production Record
DirectorBill Lawrence, Adam Bernstein
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,332
Factoids
Episode
Scrubs, season 1, episode 1: My First Day.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4556/season/1/episode/1
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